i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is outpreach it my nigga
What happens if the person who breaks in is also naked?
then may the nigga with the bigger dick take the spoils of the home
|me in 1st grade:||wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear|
|me now:||pass the motherfuckin salt you fuck|
Cartoon characters’ first appearances versus most recent appearances.
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
you looking for this my friend?
why is there a gif for this